“Whaddya do with dead roses anyway?” He said, leaning on the counter, his cigarette bobbing at the corner of his mouth. “Don’t smoke in...

It’s my yearly spooky story! I’m pretending I’ve deliberately timed it late, for Halloween. It was originally one of the most miserable...

We bought a fish. Two fish, actually. With the first fish we cajoled and begged the kids into naming the fish something clever and fishy...

This was originally one of the Grimm fairy tales. My mom used to tell it to us, so I decided to retell it. “Uh, well, I dunno. I’m pretty...

What with all the villain origin stories coming out in the movies, I thought I’d add my two cents to the sudden desire to look into the...

This is not a true account. The exact details of the story never happened. Nevertheless, it remains an accurate representation of some...

I had a baby and was catatonic with sleep deprivation for a while, but now I’m back! …to my wickedly fast production rate of one story a...

Percy Jones told lies. Not believable lies; those the other children could have forgiven, after all, a kid had to look out for himself,...